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yo momma!
elmersglue
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posted 10-19-2006 08:16 AM
yo momma!
Posts: 2235 | From: lakewood | Registered: Apr 2006
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Your mommas so fat, when she plays hop scotch, she goes... alabama, mississippi, kentucky, ohio, etc... -------------------- T3 Audio Incorporated >World Class Subwoofer & Speaker & Amplifier Development< Johnathan Demuth "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."-- Walt Disney www.myspace.com/t3audio
J.DEMUTH
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Member # 5500
posted 10-19-2006 08:16 AM
Your mommas so fat, when she plays hop scotch, she goes... alabama, mississippi, kentucky, ohio, etc... -------------------- T3 Audio Incorporated >World Class Subwoofer & Speaker & Amplifier Development< Johnathan Demuth "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."-- Walt Disney www.myspace.com/t3audio
Posts: 6022 | From: T3 Audio Incorporated | Registered: Jul 2001
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Harassment... yo mammas so fat when she went to buy a plane ticket the size of herassmeant she had to buy 2 tickets. -------------------- Team Bass Coat MTX MAXXSONICS Pioneer Bruce Dressel In loving memory of my sister Kerry Ann Johnson 1970 - 2008 The only true constant in the universe is change Imagination > Knowledge
bignoiz
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Member # 11755
posted 10-19-2006 11:01 AM
Harassment... yo mammas so fat when she went to buy a plane ticket the size of herassmeant she had to buy 2 tickets. -------------------- Team Bass Coat MTX MAXXSONICS Pioneer Bruce Dressel In loving memory of my sister Kerry Ann Johnson 1970 - 2008 The only true constant in the universe is change Imagination > Knowledge
Posts: 3241 | From: MI | Registered: Feb 2003
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yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-19-2006 11:17 AM
yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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ya momma's lips are so big even black people say damm yo got some big ass lips -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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Member # 18013
posted 10-19-2006 11:18 AM
ya momma's lips are so big even black people say damm yo got some big ass lips -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
Posts: 12038 | From: Houston | Registered: Oct 2005
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Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it... daaaaammmnnn. -------------------- "Conservatives are thinkin' I'm a pimp, Just because I kinda stroll with a limp." - SirMixALot
TheDave
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Member # 19218
posted 10-20-2006 10:52 AM
Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it... daaaaammmnnn. -------------------- "Conservatives are thinkin' I'm a pimp, Just because I kinda stroll with a limp." - SirMixALot
Posts: 28 | From: Chandler, AZ | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote: Originally posted by TheDave: Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it... daaaaammmnnn. and so is your brother -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-20-2006 10:54 AM
quote: Originally posted by TheDave: Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it... daaaaammmnnn. and so is your brother -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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That's not fair! Since the "operation" he has been enjoying it! -------------------- "Conservatives are thinkin' I'm a pimp, Just because I kinda stroll with a limp." - SirMixALot
TheDave
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Member # 19218
posted 10-20-2006 11:06 AM
That's not fair! Since the "operation" he has been enjoying it! -------------------- "Conservatives are thinkin' I'm a pimp, Just because I kinda stroll with a limp." - SirMixALot
Posts: 28 | From: Chandler, AZ | Registered: Sep 2006
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and yo momma is the city sperm bank......... -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-20-2006 11:21 AM
and yo momma is the city sperm bank......... -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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yo moma so fat she smokes a ham after sex -------------------- Will MIC for food ------------------
hoffaskiller
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posted 10-20-2006 12:27 PM
yo moma so fat she smokes a ham after sex -------------------- Will MIC for food ------------------
Posts: 142 | From: Iowa | Registered: Aug 2006
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yo momma is so fat i couldnt get none -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-20-2006 12:30 PM
yo momma is so fat i couldnt get none -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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Your mom is so fat she must have a very poor diet -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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Member # 18013
posted 10-20-2006 12:32 PM
Your mom is so fat she must have a very poor diet -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
Posts: 12038 | From: Houston | Registered: Oct 2005
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yo momma so fat I am begining to be concerned for her health.... -------------------- Will MIC for food ------------------
hoffaskiller
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posted 10-20-2006 12:40 PM
yo momma so fat I am begining to be concerned for her health.... -------------------- Will MIC for food ------------------
Posts: 142 | From: Iowa | Registered: Aug 2006
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Yo mommas so fat she farted and the US thought NK tested another nuke -------------------- 98 Cadillac Deville Premier TS-C504s Cadence SeAqua amps 12" Kicker L5Past Setup
Bassphobia
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posted 10-20-2006 01:02 PM
Yo mommas so fat she farted and the US thought NK tested another nuke -------------------- 98 Cadillac Deville Premier TS-C504s Cadence SeAqua amps 12" Kicker L5Past Setup
Posts: 2824 | From: Wisconsin | Registered: Nov 2003
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quote: Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud: your mama so greasy she used bacon as a band aid then yo momma ate it off -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-20-2006 01:35 PM
quote: Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud: your mama so greasy she used bacon as a band aid then yo momma ate it off -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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quote: Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud: yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach thanx for dinner mom -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-20-2006 02:11 PM
quote: Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud: yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach thanx for dinner mom -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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yo momma is so fat she left stretch marks in the bathtub -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-21-2006 09:26 AM
yo momma is so fat she left stretch marks in the bathtub -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
Posts: 2938 | From: oklahoma city | Registered: Aug 2004
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Yo momma's so cross eyed - she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels. -------------------- SQ car: Kenwood DNX7100/6.5" Quart comps/ US Amps TU-4360/Stinger expert wires SQL car: Alpine 7995/AudioControl DQX /MB Quart 6.5 comps 2 US Amps USA 2000's & 4300x/ 2 DD 9915's HT: 55" Mitsubishi HDTV/ Monster Cable AVS 2000 & HTS 5100/ modded Sony ES receiver/ Def Tech speakers/ XBox 360/ PS3
Mr. C
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posted 10-23-2006 03:16 PM
Yo momma's so cross eyed - she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels. -------------------- SQ car: Kenwood DNX7100/6.5" Quart comps/ US Amps TU-4360/Stinger expert wires SQL car: Alpine 7995/AudioControl DQX /MB Quart 6.5 comps 2 US Amps USA 2000's & 4300x/ 2 DD 9915's HT: 55" Mitsubishi HDTV/ Monster Cable AVS 2000 & HTS 5100/ modded Sony ES receiver/ Def Tech speakers/ XBox 360/ PS3
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