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elmersglue
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yo momma!
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Your mommas so fat, when she plays hop scotch, she goes... alabama, mississippi, kentucky, ohio, etc...

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Harassment... yo mammas so fat when she went to buy a plane ticket the size of herassmeant she had to buy 2 tickets.

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yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

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ya momma's lips are so big even black people say damm yo got some big ass lips

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it...

daaaaammmnnn.

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quote:
Originally posted by TheDave:
Yo's sista is sooo loose, she sats on a bar stool, and fell right thru it...

daaaaammmnnn.

and so is your brother

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That's not fair! Since the "operation" he has been enjoying it!

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your mama is like a town bike---every one get a ride

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and yo momma is the city sperm bank.........

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yor momma is like a Squirrel, she always got nutz in her mouth  -

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yo moma so fat she smokes a ham after sex

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yo momma is so fat i couldnt get none

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Your mom is so fat she must have a very poor diet

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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yo momma so fat I am begining to be concerned for her health.... [Confused]

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Yo mommas so fat she farted and the US thought NK tested another nuke

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your mama so fat when she bends over, we enter daylight saving time

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your mama so fat when i tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips

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your mama so greasy she used bacon as a band aid

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yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

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quote:
Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud:
your mama so greasy she used bacon as a band aid

then yo momma ate it off

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yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

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quote:
Originally posted by NotoriouslyLoud:
yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

thanx for dinner mom

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yo momma is so fat she left stretch marks in the bathtub

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Yo momma's so cross eyed - she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels.

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