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Topic: The official talk crap thread
lets hear it... lets do it with momma jokes -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-18-2006 08:40 AM
lets hear it... lets do it with momma jokes -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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Ya momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 08:42 AM
Ya momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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yo momma is so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in air -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-18-2006 08:44 AM
yo momma is so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in air -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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ya momma is so fat she her blood type is rocky road -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 08:45 AM
ya momma is so fat she her blood type is rocky road -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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ya momm is like a shotgun 1 cack and she blow's -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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Member # 18013
posted 10-18-2006 08:47 AM
ya momm is like a shotgun 1 cack and she blow's -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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your momma is so crosseyed she reads 2 books at the same time... cat in the hat and cliffard the big red dog... -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-18-2006 08:48 AM
your momma is so crosseyed she reads 2 books at the same time... cat in the hat and cliffard the big red dog... -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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ya momma is like a doorknob....every one gets a turn -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 08:48 AM
ya momma is like a doorknob....every one gets a turn -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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ya momma is like Mc,donalds.....Billions served -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 08:49 AM
ya momma is like Mc,donalds.....Billions served -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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yo momma wider than all outside -------------------- SoundWerx Car Audio SoundXtreme Sundown Audio DC Sound Labs T3 Audio PowerMaster
SoundWerx-dreid
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posted 10-18-2006 08:50 AM
yo momma wider than all outside -------------------- SoundWerx Car Audio SoundXtreme Sundown Audio DC Sound Labs T3 Audio PowerMaster
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your momma's breath is so stank i suggested a tic tac for her asShole -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-18-2006 08:50 AM
your momma's breath is so stank i suggested a tic tac for her asShole -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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your momma thought hamburger helper came with another person -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 08:52 AM
your momma thought hamburger helper came with another person -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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ya momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 08:53 AM
ya momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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yo momma has a kickstart turbocharged dildo -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 08:53 AM
yo momma has a kickstart turbocharged dildo -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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yo momma is open like 7 11 -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 08:57 AM
yo momma is open like 7 11 -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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yo mammas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down. -------------------- Team Bass Coat MTX MAXXSONICS Pioneer Bruce Dressel In loving memory of my sister Kerry Ann Johnson 1970 - 2008 The only true constant in the universe is change Imagination > Knowledge
bignoiz
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posted 10-18-2006 09:13 AM
yo mammas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down. -------------------- Team Bass Coat MTX MAXXSONICS Pioneer Bruce Dressel In loving memory of my sister Kerry Ann Johnson 1970 - 2008 The only true constant in the universe is change Imagination > Knowledge
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ya momma so black she sweats coffee -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 09:19 AM
ya momma so black she sweats coffee -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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yo momma is so dark you need night vision to see her in the daylight -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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Member # 15729
posted 10-18-2006 09:37 AM
yo momma is so dark you need night vision to see her in the daylight -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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quote: Originally posted by BallzDeep: ya momma so black she sweats coffee yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45 -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 09:38 AM
quote: Originally posted by BallzDeep: ya momma so black she sweats coffee yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45 -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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your momma is like a bowling ball, you stick your fingers in and throw her to the gutter -------------------- No car audio, just a crew cab chevy silverado
Bryan Gibson
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posted 10-18-2006 10:10 AM
your momma is like a bowling ball, you stick your fingers in and throw her to the gutter -------------------- No car audio, just a crew cab chevy silverado
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yo momma is like a 6 pack 2 in the pink 1 in the stink............ -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 12:44 PM
yo momma is like a 6 pack 2 in the pink 1 in the stink............ -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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quote: Originally posted by JAY1ER: quote: Originally posted by BallzDeep: ya momma so black she sweats coffee yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45 ya mom is so black she went to night school and was counted absent -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
BallzDeep
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posted 10-18-2006 12:46 PM
quote: Originally posted by JAY1ER: quote: Originally posted by BallzDeep: ya momma so black she sweats coffee yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45 ya mom is so black she went to night school and was counted absent -------------------- quote: Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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then she smiled -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
JAY1ER
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posted 10-18-2006 01:30 PM
then she smiled -------------------- (((The tramp thought she would keep me down but i won so up hers)))
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yo mammas so black, when she sits in the car, the oil light comes on -------------------- T.J. Stewart Team Trendsetters Team MAXXSONICS Team RE OHIO GENERATORS Team Gates Club 664 VIP 2004 Usac 901-1800 WORLD CHAMPION 2004 Usac 901-1800 W.R Holder
spl-TJ
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posted 10-18-2006 08:57 PM
yo mammas so black, when she sits in the car, the oil light comes on -------------------- T.J. Stewart Team Trendsetters Team MAXXSONICS Team RE OHIO GENERATORS Team Gates Club 664 VIP 2004 Usac 901-1800 WORLD CHAMPION 2004 Usac 901-1800 W.R Holder
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Yo mommas so fat, her high school photo was taken from a plane from above. -------------------- T3 Audio Incorporated >World Class Subwoofer & Speaker & Amplifier Development< Johnathan Demuth "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."-- Walt Disney www.myspace.com/t3audio
J.DEMUTH
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posted 10-19-2006 08:15 AM
Yo mommas so fat, her high school photo was taken from a plane from above. -------------------- T3 Audio Incorporated >World Class Subwoofer & Speaker & Amplifier Development< Johnathan Demuth "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."-- Walt Disney www.myspace.com/t3audio
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