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JAY1ER
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lets hear it... lets do it with momma jokes

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Ya momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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yo momma is so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in air

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ya momma is so fat she her blood type is rocky road

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Originally posted by TRAIN:
c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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ya momm is like a shotgun 1 cack and she blow's

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Originally posted by TRAIN:
c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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your momma is so crosseyed she reads 2 books at the same time... cat in the hat and cliffard the big red dog...

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ya momma is like a doorknob....every one gets a turn

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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ya momma is like Mc,donalds.....Billions served

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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yo momma wider than all outside

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your momma's breath is so stank i suggested a tic tac for her asShole

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your momma thought hamburger helper came with another person

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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html <-- FTW

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ya momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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yo momma has a kickstart turbocharged dildo

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yo momma is open like 7 11

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yo mammas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

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ya momma so black she sweats coffee

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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yo momma is so dark you need night vision to see her in the daylight

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quote:
Originally posted by BallzDeep:
ya momma so black she sweats coffee

yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45

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your momma is like a bowling ball, you stick your fingers in and throw her to the gutter

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yo momma is like a 6 pack 2 in the pink 1 in the stink............

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by BallzDeep:
ya momma so black she sweats coffee

yo momma is so black she sweats colt 45
ya mom is so black she went to night school and was counted absent

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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then she smiled

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yo mammas so black, when she sits in the car, the oil light comes on

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Yo mommas so fat, her high school photo was taken from a plane from above.

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