Hello, everyone. My name is Larry, and there is a Bose-owner in my family. (All: "Hello, Larry!") Here is my story:
It all started last summer, when my sister, after watching a couple of movies here, decided she was ready to take the HT plunge. Naturally, she asked my advice. Since she lives within two hours' drive away, I offered to visit her the next weekend and escort her to a couple of good HT stores around her home.
Then, two days later, it happened; I got the dreaded phone call:
"Larry, I was at the mall today, and I saw the system I want! It's so cute, and the salesman offered me a great discount!"
"Let me guess: Bose?" I gasped.
"Yes, how did you know? Anyway, it's just what I want. They look cool, and they sound so good!"
"Jody, I'm coming down in three days; just wait for me."
"No, I have to get them tomorrow; the guy said it's a $3100 system, but he'll sell it to me for $1700 if I get the money by tomorrow. What a deal!"
I responded, "It's not even a $1700 system. Please wait for me!"
I went on to explain how they build a room around the speakers, and it won't sound anything like that in her room, etc., but it was no use; she was determined. *Heavy sigh!*
I went ahead with my visit that weekend, and endured a hot attic to install them in her family room, three along one wall (L, C, & R), and the other two on the opposire wall (LR & RR). Then ran the wires to the "bass" module, and then to the (the B&O wannabe) receiver.
"Okay, Sis, it's time to move the TV out of the corner."
"What do you mean, 'move the TV'? I like it in the corner." *Heavy sigh #2*
I tried, I really tried, but to no avail. She wouldn't let me move the TV to the space below the center speaker! So, it stays in the corner. The TV is left of the left speaker!
Okay, time to turn it on. Power on, adjust a thing or two, and stand back and listen. What do I hear next?
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nope hes just in the club. The death by bass is an asshat and should be tied to a tree and covered in honey so the ants can eat him alive even though your scrawny ass would leave an ant hungry after its done eating you so now stfu and leave the forum for the rest of your waste of breath life club
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quote:Originally posted by n8ball2013: nope hes just in the club. The death by bass is an asshat and should be tied to a tree and covered in honey so the ants can eat him alive even though your scrawny ass would leave an ant hungry after its done eating you so now stfu and leave the forum for the rest of your waste of breath life club
thats gotta be winning for the most immature comment so far on this forum.
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what part of said post did you not understand?
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quote:Originally posted by n8ball2013: nope hes just in the club. The death by bass is an asshat and should be tied to a tree and covered in honey so the ants can eat him alive even though your scrawny ass would leave an ant hungry after its done eating you so now stfu and leave the forum for the rest of your waste of breath life club
thats gotta be winning for the most immature comment so far on this forum.
Actually dude it was pretty good......It had everything you could want in a slam....animals ...sweet stuff.....you dying.....
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quote:Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
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thats his weak ass attempt at redemption is all. make me doubt my own abilities in order to mask the fact that he has none.
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quote:Originally posted by Death By Bass: ah well, atleast the people on here seem to understand that bose are crap...
901's > everything you'll ever pretend to build
do does that mean you're one of the sad little bose lovers? lol
nope, sorry to disappoint you. Just pointing out the fact you're bashing product:
1) you've never owned 2) couldn't afford 3) couldn't comprehend
901's > you and everything you'll pretend to build. Them little 4"s in that direct relfect box do piss all over your "130db in the port" horn....and imagine this, they actually sound good doing it.
**ps -- if you can't even tell me what "b&o" is, you have 0 room to speak on anything home audio related. [in reference to "(the B&O wannabe)"]
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quote:it would all be for nothing without my favorite cawk-smoker NAvi
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quote:Originally posted by Death By Bass: ah well, atleast the people on here seem to understand that bose are crap...
901's > everything you'll ever pretend to build
do does that mean you're one of the sad little bose lovers? lol
nope, sorry to disappoint you. Just pointing out the fact you're bashing product:
1) you've never owned 2) couldn't afford 3) couldn't comprehend
901's > you and everything you'll pretend to build. Them little 4"s do piss all over your "130db in the port" horn....and imagine this, they actually sound good doing it.
**ps -- if you can't even tell me what "b&o" is, you have 0 room to speak on anything home audio related. [in reference to "(the B&O wannabe)"]
4.5inch...
and its 138dBs in the horns mouth... 130dBs in the room
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Fock the cookie. I'm just doing what i can to make someone look dumber than he is.
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quote:Originally posted by Death By Bass: ah well, atleast the people on here seem to understand that bose are crap...
901's > everything you'll ever pretend to build
do does that mean you're one of the sad little bose lovers? lol
nope, sorry to disappoint you. Just pointing out the fact you're bashing product:
1) you've never owned 2) couldn't afford 3) couldn't comprehend
901's > you and everything you'll pretend to build. Them little 4"s do piss all over your "130db in the port" horn....and imagine this, they actually sound good doing it.
**ps -- if you can't even tell me what "b&o" is, you have 0 room to speak on anything home audio related. [in reference to "(the B&O wannabe)"]
4.5inch is what my penis measures...
and its 138dBs in the horns mouth... 130dBs in the room
Funny
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quote:Originally posted by TRAIN: c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead
quote:Originally posted by Death By Bass: ah well, atleast the people on here seem to understand that bose are crap...
901's > everything you'll ever pretend to build
do does that mean you're one of the sad little bose lovers? lol
nope, sorry to disappoint you. Just pointing out the fact you're bashing product:
1) you've never owned 2) couldn't afford 3) couldn't comprehend
901's > you and everything you'll pretend to build. Them little 4"s in that direct reflect box do piss all over your "130db in the port" horn....and imagine this, they actually sound good doing it.
**ps -- if you can't even tell me what "b&o" is, you have 0 room to speak on anything home audio related. [in reference to "(the B&O wannabe)"]
4.5inch...
and its 138dBs in the horns mouth... 130dBs in the room
someone must have clicked the very first ebay auction that showed these speakers. 'cus it's the ONLY one that says 4.5" [if you want to include the actual mounting diameter, ok ::wonders where i can get some new 12.5"s]
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quote:it would all be for nothing without my favorite cawk-smoker NAvi
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