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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: * On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. * * Be very sure you get this brand. * When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. * * Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. * Open the package and remove the thermometer. * Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. * * Now the fun part begins. * Take out the literature and read it carefully. * * You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". * * Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, * "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." * * HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
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