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13idnyk
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Ok no you dirtbags, I know how to throw a dome on. Anyways I need some opinions!!

I'm going to be makin a 3 part themed "Safe sex use a condom" ad for a fictional magazine. Now I have 2 idea's but I'm not sure which theme to go by.

Theme one: Caption = "Always Use Protection"
These ad's will be of other typical situation but the main protection will be subsituted with a condom such as. (The condom will replace)
The glasses on a girl in a tanning bed.
The earplugs in a dudes ears while on the drums.
The helmet on a guy on a mountain bike
The seatbelts on a guy in a car.
ETC.
These will be real set-up pictures and will have statistics for info as well.

Theme two: Caption = "Always Wrap Your Meat"
These ad's will be of a condom just hangin down with a type of meat in them. Probably just held by the finger tips on a white background.
Examples of meat coule be:
Drumsticks
A big fish
Hambuger
Steak
ETC.

What's catchier? What sends a better message?
Shanx!

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second one won't fly. as funny as it is. so i say first.

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Condom for the poor college student: turn them inside out, shake em off, and they are good to use again.


But true story

Im still workin at wal-mart tonight, and this guy, probably around 20ish, goes to the service desk, and returns a box of condoms. Im standing there, talking to someone when i hear the girl ask him if anything was wrong with them, and his reply......

They were too big..


Just a regular box of condoms, nothing like a magnium or anything

I couldnt believe it, I think if that was the truth for me, id just throw them out and save myself the embarrasement

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LOL. thats hilarious.
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13idnyk
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quote:
Originally posted by Bostonian Fats:
second one won't fly. as funny as it is. so i say first.

thanx fer tha input!
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pull out n pray

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what are these condom things?

oh wait i tried those once, they arent all their cracked up to be!

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go wit theme #1

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Yup #1

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in the second one, you can use some sausage in the condom, and drop it in a pile of fish [Razz]

but the first one would be better

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quote:
Originally posted by 97Cavy:
Condom for the poor college student: turn them inside out, shake em off, and they are good to use again.


But true story

Im still workin at wal-mart tonight, and this guy, probably around 20ish, goes to the service desk, and returns a box of condoms. Im standing there, talking to someone when i hear the girl ask him if anything was wrong with them, and his reply......

They were too big..


Just a regular box of condoms, nothing like a magnium or anything

I couldnt believe it, I think if that was the truth for me, id just throw them out and save myself the embarrasement

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

or maybe he was just really cheap and he swallowed his pride for a free condom...

or maybe it was a prank, or he lost a bet. I'm guessing the latter.

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c'mere pitbull...i bet you'd like a hot henry instead



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you ever see the movie with teh hot girl from 24? they used some porn stars to promotes condoms
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still waiting for the results

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"always cover your johnson"

and have a picture of some guy putting a protective cover over a johnson outboard engine.

then i think you know what to do with the other part

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