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a few months ago at my current job we had this guy who was always playing pranks on people around the grocery store I work at, you know putting lobsters in cabinets and things of that nature, well one day the pricing manager and night time stock manager are talking about going on a coffee break so the guy overhears beats them to the machine and puts 2 bars of exlax chocolate in the coffee, it melts into the coffee before the 2 guys get there and they both get cups, well the pricing manager thinks something is wrong with it and won't drink any but the night time guy goes at it and drinks 4 cups, he is fine for about 10 min but as he is walking down and ile he stands straight up and his legs are just shaking so bad, he did make it to the restroom but on that day he got 4 hours overtime cause everytime he got up he started running. Needless to say he quit the next day and we have never seen him again.
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the picture in your sig seems fitting for the way that guy probably felt In truth, though, if I ever found out who the hell it was, they'd be getting an ass-whippin. That's really a terrible thing to do to someone . . . but funny if you're an innocent bystander. Like Kelso says, "It's funny when friends get hurt."
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Take a small amount of phenophalen, i am talking very small not even a drop and it will give you the runs. My Chemistry teacher wont take anything from someone that has acsess to it. For the fear of someone using it.
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ever heard of someone in an install bay heating up the handle to the restroom door as your most unfriendly installer happens to be taking a dump? didn't think so...needless to say...that ole' trick works well. Steve
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hehe, even better and nice lil mist of pepperspray under the door into the bathroom hehehehehehe
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