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When life sucks, just take a leap of faith! I was at the Grand Canyon two days ago and had just got to this spot to check out...one of 8 or 9 more for the day. Cool place and not called Grand Canyon for nothing, it was absolutely huge where we started the sight seeing. Boring ofcoarse........that was until.... the perfect 10 swan dive! I had noticed this dude sitting there smoking the hell out of some cigarettes. Anxious looking with nervous twitching of his left foot, legs crossed at the knees. I never took my eyes off the dude, I was certain the guy was "slightly disturbed." Sure as the sun rises every morning, he upped and whipped out a sprint followed by a perfect 10 swan dive over the guard rail! I yelled out "WHOOPS!" with a shameful blurting laugh". How about that Christmas gift MOM?
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damn! so did he bounce and tumble off the cliff on the way down or was it a free fall splat?
he is disturbed. if i was going to off myself, i'd put the 12ga to my head. the heck with being scared as hell all the way until i hit bottom.
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i dove faster than he did, just i stopped at the rail to watch the bounces and the final resting spot, which happened to be on a tree that grew straight horizontal about 1000ft and 4 bounces down. caught his clothing and he dangled there. his first bounce was his head blowing up maybe 700ft down. fairly graphic scene. he didn't scream at all, just a "huh" when he jumped. i haven't heard about it on the news yet. but there was no TOWN nearby to report from.
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That would be some consumption junction stuff there if I had footage. Sorry to let you down after lifting up your spirits! That is two days after my cousin's G'friend blew her finger tip off wrestling with him after pointing a pistol at him. We were supposed to be having dinner that night about 5 minutes from then. Needless to say, we didn't have dinner together that night.
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quote:Originally posted by Truth: That is two days after my cousin's G'friend blew her finger tip off wrestling with him after pointing a pistol at him.
at least it was just a fingertip and not someone's head or worse... the tip of his dinger Posts: 174 | From: Upstate NY | Registered: Oct 2001
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damn... why didnt u say anthing tho, serisouly? like hey everyone, cop, someone, ranger, person lol... he may jump. i think i would have. maybe he was down, had a bad day, i dunno.. i would have done something. but after he's over the rail, i would of watched the fall, then turned. i dont think i would want to see the splat, etc.
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i like gore, personally. my eyebrows were up when he hit the rail. muy interesante!
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god damn, I feel bad but it was good for a laugh... and the dinger tip that was funny too.
I was wondering also why you let him do it. obviously you were wondering if he was going to if you saw him freaking out allready...?... oh well, population control is a wonderful thing there are far too many people here now aday's lol. late
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I thought I was the only one with a sick sense of humor. I probably would have laughed too. suicide=a permanant solution to a temporary situation.
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quote:Originally posted by '90precis: I thought I was the only one with a sick sense of humor. I probably would have laughed too. suicide=a permanant solution to a temporary situation.
Believe me, you are far from being the only person here that has a sick sense of humor.
Don't use Acme bungee cords!
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