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Dante
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Okay, a kid from out of town is visiting some relatives here, and for some reason as he was driving around, he sees me and few other guys hanging around and stops to see what's up. Being the nice, midwestern folk that we are, we let him into the conversation yadda yah... So we start talking about systems for some reason, and he wanted to hear some of ours, okay so I let him listen to mine. Anyway, I say "Hey Kyle has a good system, listen to his." Just as I say this, Kyle looks at his watch and says "Hey I gotta head out." So I'm like "Okay, but crank 'er up as you leave."

As he was getting in his car, I noticed a bunch of train cars rolling down the track (behind the local elevator) slowly to connect to another set. So Kyle starts his car up and starts to pull away... I'm thinking to myself "No way, if this is timed perfect..." Suddenly as he turns his stereo up, BOBOOOOOOOM, the train cars connect perfectly in sync with him turning up the stereo, and I swear, this kid almost pi$$ed his pants. So we all take off, and I don't think the kid ever even knew there was a train behind there...


Okay, another story. A relative of one of my friends comes up from California to visit. Anyway, there was a party one of the nights this family was up to visit, so, in a compromise, my friend agrees to bring his cousin along so he can go out. Anyway, I'm sitting in the front of the truck, with my friend driving. We tell the kid that the party is out by a corn field and he gets a tense look on his face, but we shrug it off. A little bit down the road, the kid leans ahead and gets our attention, so we turn the radio down, and he says, with a DEAD SERIOUS look on his face: "If you go into a corn field, do you die? Cuz doesn't the corn suck up all the oxygen?"

We sat there in a strange silence for a second, and me and my friend burst out laughing at him. Needless to say when we were done, his face was beet red

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LOL, why can't that happen to me

Colin

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LORD MASTER GOD
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin:
why can't that happen to me


right, i never meet people like that. only hear about them in stories. lol, corn field take away oxygen....lmfao

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2 JL AUDIO 15W3
2 CUBES SEALED PER SUB
JBL BP1200.1
DIAMOND AUDIO M561
JBL P180.2
SONY CDX M750 (THE SKIP HAPPY MODEL)
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AudioStylz722
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Hey LordMaster God. You have 2 15's and a JBL 1200 doing 146.2, Not bad. I have 2 12's and a Kicker ZR1000 doing 144.1, only 2.1 away from ya. just thought id share some fun with ya. Oh yea, i have a 2000 Dodge Dakota X-Cab. Slightly better cabin wise but not bad for either setup.

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