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A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."------------------
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AudioStylz722
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posted 02-28-2001 09:13 PM
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."------------------
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My X Girl Friend sends me all kinds of jokes, thought id start sharing some of them.------------------
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AudioStylz722
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posted 03-02-2001 03:29 PM
My X Girl Friend sends me all kinds of jokes, thought id start sharing some of them.------------------
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what's the difference between a woman and a toilet bowl? a toilet bowl doesn't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
for some reason women never like that joke....go figure
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LORD MASTER GOD
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posted 03-03-2001 08:11 AM
what's the difference between a woman and a toilet bowl? a toilet bowl doesn't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
for some reason women never like that joke....go figure
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quote: what's the difference between a woman and a toilet bowl? a toilet bowl doesn't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
for some reason women never like that joke....go figure
HAHAHAHAH!!!
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AudioStylz722
Senior Member
posted 03-03-2001 05:24 PM
quote: what's the difference between a woman and a toilet bowl? a toilet bowl doesn't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
for some reason women never like that joke....go figure
HAHAHAHAH!!!
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