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To whom it may concern...... Have yo uever wondered why you were put on this earth??? I have wondered for the longest time..... I figure God put me on this earth to cause mayhem becaue as a Kid I use to bug my parents a lot run aroun wildly like I was a tiger or something, I thought maybe I would grow up and end up in jail or soemthing. Until one day I hit preschool I realized what finger painting was all about it was about painting the other kids face a brighter color then yours. Whoops there goes my mayhem again........
Well as I grew up I liked dinosaurs becasue they could walk around and shake the earth for miles and if anyone was in there way you were gone. Too bad they arent still around we could shake the earth in ways unbelievable. Well anyways I started growing up more and more loving this idea of shaking the earth I would watch city workers pound away with the Jack hammer feelind the low vibrations shake the ground. It was cool as I watched it break the concrete and shake the city block.
So anyways I started high school always dreaming about being the loudest guy in the world its a dream anybody would love to have in Car Audio industry. So anyways I was walking down teh street one day and I guess some kid heard me in a car audio store saying i was gonna buy 4 -12" subs so he was laughing at me at my school hmm. Well knowing me I GOT A LOAN and went to town 4-12" SUBS LATER i BLEW HIM AWAY AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE TOWN. 144.9dB was what i hit 4 years ago when i started into all this. I told noone I would build another vehicle till some one beat me and 2 years later someone hi a 149.6dB in my hometown.
So I made a phone call to Cerwin Vega and US AMPS and well 159.8dB later i regained my title. I now know my reason for being on this earth it is to shake @#%$ apart make the ground move and put unreal amounts of pressure in people vehicles untill the human body cant take no more and explode and when it explodes that will be my burial inside of a port of a sub box that hit a 180+dB until we can beat the spaceship which is 180dB I have a purpose on teh world to shake @#%$ and to make it loud my purpose in life founded by the Career development center.....
HE HE HE H HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE I knew the Governement had to be right about something.......
I think I will admit I AM A BASSHEAD
------------------ Team Beyond Audio Team Hertz Canada Team Audio Concepts
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this is some fun information....... hopefully i remember this correctly. the loudest recorded spl reading was done during a nuclear test. the mic was placed about 1 mile away and the reading was somewhere in the area of 210db.....this only happened for a fraction of a second because the mic melted.. you gotta love the discovery channel. though you might enjoy this.
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